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Anal Sex Mess
Alright. Sometimes too much information is just too much. But when you hear these women discuss number two during anal, you may be thankful you listened in. Messy? Yes. Gross? YES! But there are ways to keep it clean. (3:38)
Wow! I was worried about have anal sex, and now I'm not so sure. I guess the enema is a good idea.
Comment by: Twinkie
i once stuck my finger in my bfs butt and got poo on it.
Comment by: Juicy Girl
Thank you soo much! haha Me and my boyrfriend have anal sex every once and awhile but there was this one time where if got nasty. I don't know what in the world it was because there was no poo anywhere, but after we got done it smelled like it terribly bad! haha I was mortified and we haven't done it since but it's nice to have people to relate to since none of my friend have anal sex.
Comment by: Aloha
Take my word for it, folks. Do enemas because it is in fact disgusting to introduce shit into your sexual experience. Maybe you might be into golden showers but shitting on eachother takes a special kind of mental case.
Comment by: Bucky
WOW. I tried anal once, and it was so miserable it was hilarious. We swore we would never do it again, because we were totally disgusted when he came out and had shit on him. I told him "what did you expect?" It created good memories to laugh about, but I will never do it again.
Comment by: dimplegirl
be smart, the best palce to do it is when you taking a shower in a bath room.
Comment by: cowboy
Enemas can also be fun to do, just dont do it too often. When my BF gave me my first love enema, it sent me off. Since then, if he is inclined to anal, he gives me one good size douchebag enema, and its clear. I wouldnt recommend it to everyone, but before anal, do enema AlWaYs ! It saves embarrasment, and makes the area sex ready.
Comment by: Lyntel
My boyfriend and I have anal every once in a while and thankfully, we've never had any "accidents." I always try to make sure that I've gone to the bathroom a few times beforehand and I've taken the cleanest shower ;)
Comment by: Krista478
that's too gross
Comment by: anal hater
Excuse me. Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
I am from Serbia and now teach English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "This is page in the gallery of hermle quartz wall clocks from bill clockworks."
THX :-(, Oakley.
Comment by: Oakley
i still dont know about anal sex
Comment by: mink
I tried it once with my boyfriend and it was mortifying. Guess it just wasn't my thing.
Comment by: bb
a womans anus is most relaxed after she poops almost any size will enter very easiely at that time. a quick enema ,lube, massage her ass and time to enter heaven!!!
Comment by: boo boo
I've done it twice so far..(all within the past week) That was the first thing I thought of when I decided I wanted to do anal. I went to the bathroom before and set there until I felt nothing else could come out! Than stuck up my finger in there just to make sure it was all clean. Both times were AMAZING and very clean! So try doing what I did...you'll both have an amazing experience...he loved it!
Comment by: baballu
Me and my boyfriend usually have anal sex about...once a week? and we have only had that kinda of experience...the poop thing once....thank god he is understanding bc I was embarressed as HE** lol. I have never used an enema before tho. I just go to the bathroom earlier that day and let it all out and later that evening we r ready for action. Just lube it up and stick it in. lol. Like i said, only had that experience once
Comment by: Froggy
It's sad hearing all things things about preparing yourselfs for anal sex, anal sex like any other sex has it's risks, and just like any other kind of sex it is best when it is spontanious. This is old people status right there, enemas and only once a week and this and that, and we women wonder why men cheat so much?.. I love anal, my husband and I do it whenever it pops up, I love it. Worst thing you can do is dread about it, worry before hand will only make you tense up and things can get really bad then. Relax and if you like watching porn or tolerate it, watch some good anal scenes and that sometimes helps create a fantasy or arousal about anal.
Comment by: Anal Lover
me and my husbamd where having sex when i had this feeling of going number two.....but as soon as he finished i went directly to the bathroom..i hadn't noticed that he had had it all over his penus until i checked the bed sheets he cleaned himself with and i noticed that they were full of poo....OMG i was so embarrased...after that we didnt mention nothing about that but he still asks for anal sex....so i guess he didnt really mind.
Comment by: shorty
One thing i highly recommend investing in, no matter what kind of sex you are having, is a box of baby wipes. They clean skin wonderfully, and using them to clean toys such as dildos and vibrators is great. (They can also be used to take off a condom without the 'squick factor'!)
Comment by: Lizzie
When I was 15, I had anal sex for the first time. I was so horny, and my boyfriend was too. He used lube on his 10-inch cock and had tremendous stamina. He fucked my asshole so hard and came within about 5 minutes, then got hard again quickly and came a 2nd time another 5 minutes later. He got hard a third time, but as he was cumming in my ass a 3rd time, I lost control of my bowel muscle and started to shit. But my boyfriend was wonderful. He just continued to thrust his cock deep in my ass as if nothing had happened, and he wound up cumming a 4th time a few more minutes later.
Comment by: Elaine Bradley
use a water bottle instead of an enema, works great and is cheap
Comment by: beeboop
My wife and I have anal sex quite regularly, but we did learn the hard way that anal is not great after going out for a lavish dinner. We went to a new Mexican restaurant to celebrate our anniversary, and when we got home we decided to celebrate with something more exotic i.e. anal. As I was penetrating my wife she said that she feels like she needs to go to the bathroom, I told her that is a normal sensation during anal as I read that women say it often feels like you need to go for a number 2 when you are being penetrated. However as I started to increase the tempo my wife farted with my penis still inside her, which as you can imagine made a very embarrassing sound. We laughed it off and carried on, but when I pulled out I was streaked in brown â so we had to put the festivities on hold. We do still laugh about the experience though.
Comment by: brian
Not fun -- be great that you can laugh about it! Sex can be weird and awkward for everyone at time ..., and the best way to approach it is with a sense of humor. Thanks Brian for the story!!
Comment by: ladybug
Oh my gosh I am so glad that I found this link. I have been feeling really embarrassed for weeks. Finally I know I am not the only woman out there who is going through this. A few weeks ago I finally got enough courage to try anal sex for the first time as my husband has been begging for years :)
I read somewhere that the best position for first time anal sex is for the man to sit on the edge of the bed (or on the couch) and for the woman (with her back towards the man) to lower herself onto him in a similar fashion as if you are sitting down on a toilet. I know it does not sound that sexy, but the position has a few advantages 1. The woman is in control 2. You do not have to face your partner, as especially during your first time you do not really want your husband to see your grimaced face.
Anyway, i wish I read some of these posts before I tried it. After a romantic dinner and a few glasses of wine, we got ready and I began lowering myself onto my husband. The initial inch was very painful, and I was finding it difficult to go any deeper. Finally I pushed out really hard and his penis went all the way in. That would have been a success story if my pushing did not cause me to fart loudly as I was being penetrated. The next moment was the most awkward moment of my life; thank goodness I was facing away from my husband, because I would have died of embarrassment if I had to face him. His penis was buried in my butt, we were fulfilling his ultimate fantasy and the initial pain (which I can assure you was pretty bad) was dissipating. Although all I wanted to do was get up and run away, i decided to pretend it did not happen and carry on. My husband did not seem to mind, although I must say I smelled it almost immediately and his face was much closer to my ass than mine was.
At the end it was actually a fairly enjoyable experience. But I was very self conscious until I watched the clip and read some of the comments. Thanks guys and girls for all the shared stories, I may actually even try it again sometime (but definitely no lasagne just before).
Comment by: Kate
Thank you Kate for your story! Embarrassing things happen all the time in sex. And whether you ignore it, laugh about it, apologize --whatever feels best/right for your at the time -- it's all good!!
Comment by: ladybug
I would just like to comment on the last few comments about farting during anal sex. My husband and I have anal sex fairly regularly and unfortunately not once have it been âsoundlessâ. I really understand what Kate was going through as the first time is definitely the most embarrassing, but we did manage to laugh it off and continue. It would be interesting to know how common is it for a woman to fart during anal penetration because it happens to me all the time.
Comment by: Liz
For anyone reading, just want to share my story. We tried anal again last night (my second time) and unfortunately very similar problem, yet again. We were in the same position as the first, first my husband laying on his back and me with my back to him squatting onto his penis. At first I really could not get it in, I was tightening up too much. But as I relaxed, and it slid in I farted again. It was like deja vu. I tried to cover it up with some enthusiastic moaning, but it was still a little embarrassing. Is there anything I can do to prevent this?
Comment by: Kate
I really love this site and I just found it. Anal, hmmm that is a moment of pain and pleasure right? I have not found the pleasure in this for me. I don't know why this hurts so bad, my husband and I tried this a couple of times and they were all very painful for me. The last time we attempted this felt great for him, for me it was horrible pain I was not facing him thank goodness this way he could not see the pain in my face, I let him proceed and he finished of course when he pulled out it was stinky and a bit unclean he was great about it but still I hate it happned, he said that would probably be our last time.
Comment by: Charity
I use to hate anal sex, till my ex husband did research on how to make it enjoyable for me. he did the finger trick. Where they start out with one finger while doing me doggy style or oral sex. than over time using two fingers than eventually three then his penis. i loved it. the problem i am having now is that no matter how many times i use an enema (3 days, twice a day) there is still stuff. i am a squiter naturally during great orgasms. now i dont even want to do either cause i dont want to squirt from both sections. HELP
Comment by: barwench
I second the previous posters, I really love this site and the comments are very helpful too. My husband and I had anal sex only once a few years ago, and I just want to say that I wish I have read some of the advice before. I am not sure about Enamas, but I need to stress that women need to make sure to have pooped before attempting anal sex or one can have a very embarrassing story to tell one day :)
Our experience started OK. After the initial shock (pain) of penetration I really felt like I needed to poop, so I told my husband to pull out, but when he did the feeling disappeared and there were no problems. Actually for a woman anal sex feels a lot like going to the toilet, the ĂÂ˘Ă˘âÂŹĂ âemptyingĂÂ˘Ă˘âÂŹĂÂ sensation on the outthrust and ĂÂ˘Ă˘âÂŹĂ âfullnessĂÂ˘Ă˘âÂŹĂÂ sensation on the in thrust. Anyway, we carried on and with the encouragement from my husband I relaxed and tried to accept that it was just a sensation and nothing else. The problem was that given that I needed to go to the toilet before, I was not able to tell the difference between the sensation of pooping and actually doing it. At some point my husband stopped suddenly and jumped off the bed, I was completely shocked, but soon realised that I just had my full bowel movement (that I should have had that morning) on the bed without even noticing. My husband was very sweet and helped me clean up, but we have not tried it since.
Up until the accident I was actually enjoying it, so I hope that no one else will make the same mistake I did and ruin it for themselves.
Comment by: Sad A
I had anal sex a few times with my ex-wife with no problems. She didn't like it, but I did.
I once read an interview with porno producers and they gave the following secrets to filming anal sex scenes without "accidents."
1. For the woman, no food at all after 6PM the day before.
2. A few hours before anal sex, the women should use 2 Fleet enemas.
3. After she's sure all matter is cleared from her bowel, a good bath is in order.
4. Take 2 tablets of Imodium AD.
5. Use a scented ass wipe, like Summer's Eve.
6. You're ready for anal sex all day!!!
Comment by: bendover
hey, even if you poo, if he wants anal and he really loves you he will handle the mess coz he knows anus is where poo comes from. but every time he do you anal you have to do his anaus with a dildo the size of his penis too. that way you will believe me it is the best for all of you. if he refuses then he is not loving you..
Comment by: chimwemwe
I cannot emphasis the helpfulness of fingers beforehand. The first several times went relatively well (surprisingly) because he used lubed up fingers, one then two over a bit (while he was giving oral) and then moved onto a penis --it gave my body time to adjust. Then, one time when I even more frisky than usual I pushed him to just jump to the penis and... yeah, not a good idea. I don't know how gay guys can just hop to it (or maybe they don't). Great site and comments!
Comment by: JJ
I have never had a bad anal sex experience but I am always on my side.
Comment by: shelia
DO ENEMAS ALWAYS! THAT WAY YOU DONT FEEL THE NEED TO PUSH/ POOP WHILE YOUR DOING IT.
WHAT YOU WILL NEED:
ENEMA BAG W/ ANAL ATTATCHMENT, VAGINAL DOUCHE BOTTLES WORK GREAT TOO, SOAP
TO BE SAFE I PREPARE A GOOD HOUR AND A HALF BEFORE...
1. MIX WARM WATER IN A ENEMA BAG WITH YOUR FAVORITE SMELL GOOD SOAP NOT ALOT
(IF YOUR USING A ENEMA BAG DON'T USE THE ENTIRE BAG AT ONCE B/C THE H20 WILL TRAVEL UP INTO YOUR INTESTINES AND MAKE YOU FEEL BLOATED) YOU ONLY WANT TO FLUSH YOUR BOWEL OUT NOT YOUR WHOLE SYSTEM, SO IF YOUR UNSURE. VAGINAL DOUCHE BOTTLES IS A GOOD MEASUREMENT
2. FLUSH TOLIET, REPEAT ( I USUALLY WILL HOLD IT IN FOR A COUPLE MINUTES JUMP AROUND THEN PUSH IT OUT)
3. REPEAT UNTIL WATER IN TOLITET IS CLEAR HAVING VAGINAL SEX BEFORE HAND AND HAVING HIM GO DOWN ON YOU BEFORE ANAL IS GREAT B/C IF HE LICKS YOUR ASS TOO, ITS A TURN ON EVEN MORE.
4. TAKE A BATH ( I DOUCHE AGAIN TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE THEN IM READY)
Comment by: HZ4EVR19
like everybody else said, really glad I found this. I've had anal a handful of times, always with an enema and squeaky-clean, except for the last time--my boyfriend and I were fooling around in the shower with the lights off, and as it happened I'd emptied myself out a few hours before... the idea occurred to me, I thought he might appreciate the spontaneity, and circumstances were *ideal* if it got a little messy, so I suggested it on a whim.
turns out I was right on all counts. :) he *did* love the spontaneity, and it wasn't as immaculately neat as before but I wouldn't have known if I hadn't asked afterwards--I couldn't see or smell anything--it definitely wasn't that bad, much better than I'd feared.
I asked him afterwards what he preferred, prepped or spontaneous (in the shower), and he was very sweet--he said prepped was nice because of the "anticipation," but that he enjoyed it a lot either way and a little bit of mess didn't bother him a bit. :)
Comment by: jaz
So nice to find this site. Boyfriend and I like to play, and have had anal sex a couple times before. This last time we showered, and had much foreplay there. After, we were using dildo and penis for d/p. The feeling was initial pain, that gave way to pleasure, and i was enjoying.
After we finished, there was a wide shit streaks on the bed, myself and him. I was mortified, as it is greatly important to me to feel sexy and make him feel sexy too.
We cleaned up in the bathroom, changed the sheets, and he was so good about trying to make me feel better about "going around the world" with him.
Good guy - if he is interested, I will do it again, with some of the advise given!
Comment by: happy girl
Who cares if women don't like it? As long as you get your nut feels good LOL
Comment by: macbone
i wish my girlfriend would enjoy this..we tried it once and she just complained..i hope we can try again.
Comment by: Bonez
I was married for 27 years, our margaire ended by the death of my wife. We had a very active sex life and we had 6 children together. One son and one daughter prefer sex with their own gender. They have expressed satisfaction with their sexuality and I bless their open attitude and conversations with me, and they with me.Neither of my children identify as gay', not because they have problems with their sexuality, rather they simply do not wish to be identified into a box, or to fit a stereotype, or to have certain rules and regulations in order to be themselves.Not to be outdone :D, about a year ago I met a really neat man. We immediately fell in love and we have experienced some of the greatest sex ever, although certainly sexual relations is not the basis for our relationship.My other children bless all of our relationships, as we bless theirs. Our family get-togethers are very interesting.In essence, the human race are sexual beings. Some folks find it necessary to fit into a box, some do not, some simply enjoy the human sexual experience.
Comment by: Egui
My girlfriend and I have anal sex regularly and both very much enjoy it. I always enter in the spooning position, before she gets up in a reclined "reverse-cowgirl" position. She always cums several times through masturbation as I thrust her.
With regards to the enema debate - generally my gf will go to the toilet before hand, but sometimes she doesn't, and upon request she will "push" as though she s pooing, during anal because the feeling of the muscles tensing and the poo pushing against the penetrated shaft feels amazing! I recommend it.
Comment by: Marc
Me and my "Best Friend" Have had anal many times and it has always been prefect with no complications, until today...we decided to try something new, anal while under the influence of thc... I accidentally pooped on his penis and it was really disgusting! I don't know how to make it less awkward in between us now :/ help!!?!?
Comment by: Mistakes
oh my gosh... this is the funniest site I have ever been to. I have laughed until I peed. I ggogled this subject because I have a new lover and altho I have done this, he never has. Don't want him to be freaked out if things go amiss. Glad I found this page. It was worth the laugh if not the advice.
Comment by: holycow
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