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Anal Sex Mess
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10/24/2008 12:27:42
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01/08/2009 17:23:19
that's too gross
04/22/2009 00:06:14
I am from Serbia and now teach English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "This is page in the gallery of hermle quartz wall clocks from bill clockworks."
THX :-(, Oakley.
04/23/2009 15:38:09
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01/06/2010 22:13:10
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09/13/2010 10:32:25
I read somewhere that the best position for first time anal sex is for the man to sit on the edge of the bed (or on the couch) and for the woman (with her back towards the man) to lower herself onto him in a similar fashion as if you are sitting down on a toilet. I know it does not sound that sexy, but the position has a few advantages 1. The woman is in control 2. You do not have to face your partner, as especially during your first time you do not really want your husband to see your grimaced face.
Anyway, i wish I read some of these posts before I tried it. After a romantic dinner and a few glasses of wine, we got ready and I began lowering myself onto my husband. The initial inch was very painful, and I was finding it difficult to go any deeper. Finally I pushed out really hard and his penis went all the way in. That would have been a success story if my pushing did not cause me to fart loudly as I was being penetrated. The next moment was the most awkward moment of my life; thank goodness I was facing away from my husband, because I would have died of embarrassment if I had to face him. His penis was buried in my butt, we were fulfilling his ultimate fantasy and the initial pain (which I can assure you was pretty bad) was dissipating. Although all I wanted to do was get up and run away, i decided to pretend it did not happen and carry on. My husband did not seem to mind, although I must say I smelled it almost immediately and his face was much closer to my ass than mine was.
At the end it was actually a fairly enjoyable experience. But I was very self conscious until I watched the clip and read some of the comments. Thanks guys and girls for all the shared stories, I may actually even try it again sometime (but definitely no lasagne just before).
10/20/2010 10:56:34
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01/18/2011 06:28:43
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07/26/2011 08:12:18
Our experience started OK. After the initial shock (pain) of penetration I really felt like I needed to poop, so I told my husband to pull out, but when he did the feeling disappeared and there were no problems. Actually for a woman anal sex feels a lot like going to the toilet, the “emptying†sensation on the outthrust and “fullness†sensation on the in thrust. Anyway, we carried on and with the encouragement from my husband I relaxed and tried to accept that it was just a sensation and nothing else. The problem was that given that I needed to go to the toilet before, I was not able to tell the difference between the sensation of pooping and actually doing it. At some point my husband stopped suddenly and jumped off the bed, I was completely shocked, but soon realised that I just had my full bowel movement (that I should have had that morning) on the bed without even noticing. My husband was very sweet and helped me clean up, but we have not tried it since.
Up until the accident I was actually enjoying it, so I hope that no one else will make the same mistake I did and ruin it for themselves.
10/16/2011 19:11:00
I once read an interview with porno producers and they gave the following secrets to filming anal sex scenes without "accidents."
1. For the woman, no food at all after 6PM the day before.
2. A few hours before anal sex, the women should use 2 Fleet enemas.
3. After she's sure all matter is cleared from her bowel, a good bath is in order.
4. Take 2 tablets of Imodium AD.
5. Use a scented ass wipe, like Summer's Eve.
6. You're ready for anal sex all day!!!
10/31/2011 03:36:54
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